don't send me drug jokes

analogre true man…true

In getting my stethoscope in 30 minuets I’m so excited I’m gonna post a picture when I do!

So I’ve already decided to skip my English class but I think I want to take it one step further and skip my art & aesthetic class also so i can go home at 12 lms if you agree

thugger-thugger:

ME

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

getsby:

me when my only friend in the class is about to sit down next to someone else

image

mitchdahbitch:

occupation: ugly friend

got one hand on a tity… one hand on the other tity. both hands on titties
ashakagivens:

On this day of independence for #Nigeria and also 170 days since these children were abducted from school, why does the sad but true question of their whereabouts still exist! !!!! !!!!! #BringBackOurGirls #wcw #wce

ashakagivens:

On this day of independence for #Nigeria and also 170 days since these children were abducted from school, why does the sad but true question of their whereabouts still exist! !!!! !!!!! #BringBackOurGirls #wcw #wce

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.