don't send me drug jokes

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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Me, everyday.

Me, everyday.

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

Would you rather eat one gram of shit or drink one gram of piss?
Anonymous

Piss for sure

I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

katelynpossible:

tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

abigaildonaldson:

Eye makeup at Marchesa Fall/Winter 2014 created by Gucci Westman using Revlon Colorstay Skinny Liquid Liner (available spring 2014).

flexery:

I don’t even wanna know

flexery:

I don’t even wanna know

serial-netflixer:

Psycatdelic on Threadless
Im entering a contest and it would be really great to get printed. So if you could vote for my design before the 10 days is up it would be really appreciated. Thank you

serial-netflixer:

Psycatdelic on Threadless
Im entering a contest and it would be really great to get printed. So if you could vote for my design before the 10 days is up it would be really appreciated. Thank you

jaclcfrost:

why try to have a conversation using the tumblr messaging system when you can just write a message, put it in a bottle, and toss it in the fucking ocean where it’s more likely to find its way to the person

I’m 100 away from 30k
Promo me

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

gingahhh:

I promise I’ll stop complaining as soon as I get everything I want