don't send me drug jokes

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

officialunitedstates:

The law of conservation of mass, or principle of mass conservation, states that for any system closed to all transfers of matter and energy (both of which have mass), the mass of the system must remain constant over time, as system mass cannot change quantity if it is not added or removed. Hence, the quantity of mass is “conserved” over time. The law implies that mass can neither be created nor destroyed, although it may be rearranged in space, or the entities associated with it may be changed in form, as for example when light or physical work is transformed into particles that contribute the same mass to the system as the light or work had contributed. The law implies (requires) that during any chemical reaction, nuclear reaction, or radioactive decay in an isolated system, the total mass of the reactants or starting materials must be equal to the mass of the products.

chickenclubsandwich:

truly a role model 

chickenclubsandwich:

truly a role model 

Obama = Official Bong and Marijuana Advisor
areyouhappyenough:

and people think cats are jerks.

areyouhappyenough:

and people think cats are jerks.

aestheticing:

i was so fucking bored

aestheticing:

i was so fucking bored

sodomymcscurvylegs:

thesejulez:

My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.

goatcorporation:

for my ALS ice bucket challenge, i nominate… the archpriests of the illuminati! show yourselves, cowards, if you dare!

futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

vonmunsterr:

i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.

vonmunsterr:

i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.

I’m not a drama queen I’m a drama overlord