don't send me drug jokes

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

omg I legit just found your blog and im pretty sure i love you k bye
Anonymous

homophobic:

do u have money

Drake Help Me Through This

cyberfricking:

i honestly don’t like root beer at all but every once in a while i make myself drink it just to see if i suddenly like it and i never do

r;eblog for lesbian sorcery ignore for yaoi

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

I’m deleting my blog so follow me on MySpace if you wanna stay updated :)
Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its so weird I love when people say cute things to me but I’m also like shut the fuck up

ryperbole:

well

ryperbole:

well

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on